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Related to the Hoodrat family, a Tomacco is a female that will go to extreme lengths to have sexual intercourse with any male in the same household as the Tomacco. Generally Tomacco's have a wizards sleeve 3 inches long and you can fit your head in her snatch. The Tomacco has a mating call, it is high pitched and sounds like "I'm HORNYYYYYY". Or "TommmmaccoOoOoOoOo" Reference to the Simpsons where crazy farm animals break down boarded windows for Homers Tomacco plant.
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