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A Schilke is someone who's extremely sassy and careless but also very clever, kind (to those who deserve it) and fair. A Schilke doesn't give a shit about your stupid opinions since theirs are a lot better. A Schilke goes her/his own way because a Schilke-way is always the best way. You'll never have a boring day with a Schilke in your life. They're totally crazy and will give you abs as they make you laugh until your stomach hurts. If you're a person who loves to do crazy dances in the kitchen in the middle of the night, who wouldn't mind eating a burger for breakfast, who doesn't care about them bitchy looks you get from dull people (since you can do them better) and who always care about people, you should, if you haven't already, get yourself a Schilke since they would be the perfect match for you.
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