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Shit-eny: Australia's largest city where it takes 3 hrs in bumper-to-bumper traffic to drive the work. If you take the ripp-off toll roads you'll spend well over $20 to possibly do it in 2.5 hrs. The one section of the road where you may get close to doing the speed limit will be covered in pigs with hairdryers. At the end of the week, where you work excessive hours to pay for your tiny million dollar house (or still suffer with your parents as you can't possibly afford one), you might like a drink... That's harder than you think as the venues in the city drop like flies due to fun police enforcing knee-jerk early lockout laws to ensure you go home early on the unreliable irregular public transport like the lemming you are so you can do it all again next week, year after year.
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