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When one takes an infant turtle and surgically remove it's shell. One must then attach the shell to their back and start to make potato salad. Slather the finished potato salad over your erect penis and have your male or female partner perform fellacio. It is necessary that the stripped turtle is watching this sexual act as you arch your back and mimic the turtle's noises. When finished, superglue the shell back on the turtle and insert the turtle's head into your partners vagina and or anus until it suffocates.
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