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Old people classify this town as being "The Most Interesting Town in America 2013" however for those without dementia sees this town as shithole with nothing to do but, founded by an old piece of shit who apparently has a thing for books.

Located in the armpit of Sebring (AKA a town you might have actually heard of) some of its "great" sight seeing involves shitting paintings on walls (AKA murals), a shit clown college, redneck haven lakes featuring Lake June's sandbar and Norhern. Lake Placids wealth and poverty can even compare to Detroits, with a school system so poor we can't even afford jock straps for the 13 players who show up or the 6 who are actually eligible to even play the game, by the way the last winning season we had was in 1989. Other features of the school includes: drug selling, emo kids (AKA patio bombers), sexual predators for teachers, and a new shop teacher for every 3 weeks. Apparently the saying "shooting for the stars" is not in any of the LPHS students dictionaries, as settling for South Florida State College is good enough for them, until they dropout after the first year and start working at the local Gate Station.

If you're interested in food, good luck our only export we have is oranges which is picked by the army of illegal aliens that migrate here. We have a whole new publix, McDonalds just got remodeled and Beef O' Brady's holds trivia night every Thursday night.

If you plan on staying here, you have signed a death wish.

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