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a person who lives his life pursuing pussy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online. A Canadian John lives by these rules: 1-hitting a girl up in the DMs. 2-be obnoxious and get rejected. 3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser. 4-attack her appearance or personality. 5-make sure to call her names in group chats making it obvious you don't want her. 6-when confronted with screenshots of you hitting on her in the DMs say you were "just trolling". 7-if someone calls you a loser just say they're "mad".
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