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Full title is King Duke Lord of Earl - formally known as the King of England.

Invaded Neath on two occaisons in 1799 and 1999, both [unfortunately] bad losses for the duke.

The duke is the Messiah but the High Sheriff has not yet realised this -yet!

I have already put into motion plans to invade the duchy of Glamorgan and kill the High Sheriff, and make myself ruler of all Britannia.

I will then proceed to take the Sheriffs Promised One - Kate Talbot - he may die of a broken heart - hopefully :)

The city of Port Davies will be sacked and I will relegate Aberavon RFC to the 5th division - making Neath champions forever. then i will turn over the [universities] to the control of the EU. mwha ha ha haaaaaa!!!!

Following on from this i will blow up the Blodwen Buildings and burn down margam castle. [the guardians] will be my lowest slaves - carying out my evil wills.

The most horrific of plan is yet to be divised but i think i may invade the free city of Neath and make it up into a great city with great [universities] with a retail centre to rival oxford street. [the greatest] part of this city will be Cadoxton where i build a brand new Neath Abbey for worship of English greatness.

The Melyn will be torn down and in its place i will create a huge motorway to take people from this terrible place to the great kingdom of Earl!

I will build on the supposedly golden great sands of the Aberavon beach fronts - making them my places of evil pleasure.

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