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A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things [associated] with love. These include roses chocolates, and [anything else] that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!). It is also a [conspiracy] against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
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