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To "squirrel" someone is to: 1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever. 2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl) 3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner. 4 - Call the person, pretending to be Animal Control, and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id) 5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them. You have now "squirreled" someone. (my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)
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