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scientific name: Rattus Shnoozumus Several species of shnoozums exist today. The rare, highly sought after "Shnoozadook" is thought to be the most cat-like of the shnoozums. They are also by far the most intelligent, learning how to mimic genuine cats by meowing, and making a noise that sounds similar to purring, but is anatomically a completely different process. It is true that once a shnoozums chooses your dwelling there's no getting rid of it. Shnoozums were once hunters that took care of insects and smaller rodents but today are known for their incredibly refined pallets. After domestication the shnoozums grew accustomed to eating cooked foods and are famous for their insatiable appetite for fine cheeses and exotic seafood dishes. Eating these cooked foods (particularly seafood) can account for the development of higher intelligence in the species.
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