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A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, [discomfort] when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and [uncontrollable] desire to dress and act like [Joseph Gordon-Levitt] did in 500 Days of Summer.
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