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Michael is a person with a twisted, but great sense of humor. For example: He'll fool you into thinking he has never seen a cow. Why? Just because he is Michael. He is crazy smart (probably speaks Russian or some other crazy-hard language), but refuses to acknowledge it or let others compliment him on his intelligence. Michael is straight-forward and knows what he wants in life. Most likely, he'll end up as an engineer or become a CEO. Michael is the type of person that does crazy things, but knows his limits. Although he might seem arrogant at first, Michael is a person of true quality once you get to know him. Michael is caring, devoted, sweet, tender, and overall an amazing companion and person. You don't want to miss out on ANY Michael action. Get him while you still can!
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