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A male, usually in their 20's, single, jobless, and shaped like a wad of cookie dough, who thinks he is a hard ass or bad ass because he plays violent video games all day long while gobbling fast food and soda. A grown-ass man who dresses like an 8-year-old boy (jorts, backwards baseball hat, 3xl sports jersey). Acts aggressive in real life by cutting in line, pushing women or kids out of his way, bragging how he can kick your ass while throwing around his shopping cart or merchandise in the store. When someone finally beats his slop ass and big gutted ego back down to size and puts his loser ass back in check, the soldier usually runs back to Mommy's basement and faps to hardcore porn and eats a case of pringles. Or works on his blog/podcast/hip hop career.
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