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Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. How to spot a MILF: Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s. Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle. Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair. Exposed mid-riff. Exposed thong/g-string. Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s). Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back. Short skirt or jeans. Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
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