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Do you want to hear a seeecret? Cause I know one...and it is SOOOO GOOD to hear it. Do you want me to tell you vhat it shvas? I tell you vhat it shvas. I know how to count ALLL ZEE WAY to shfifty five. And I will show you how to do it before you can say POOPTY PEUPTY PANTS-SS. Are you ready baby? Alright. Shvam. Doo. Two an heif. Scheven. Schfourteen-teen. Schventy one. Shventy seven-heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven, WHAT YOU SAY? Shiggity shwo? Schfifty five. Shiggity shiggity shwa? Schifity five. Girlfriend's age? Schifity five. My IQ? Schifity five. Five + Five is schfifty schfifty SCHIFIFTY!
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