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1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody. Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth. 2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody. Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting. Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.
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