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To be Egyptian is to be really really ridiculously late to all events, gossip incessantly, and to bronounce B's as P's and P's as B's. To be the child of an Egyptian family, you know how it feels to be spanked by a ship-shib. To an Egyptian, there is sadly no such thing as a surprise party. As presents, Egyptians only buy and receive Best Buy gift cards. Every Egyptian spends their entire childhood defending the fact that they do not build pyramids in their backyards, will not be mummified and DO NOT ride camels to school! Oh, they also tend to be loud and obnoxious... Always...
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