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You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF THERE WERE NO COAT HANGERS AROUND SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
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