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When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely [translated] means, "[Take a shit] in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap [accomplished].
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