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Any of the obnoxious bloodsucking parasites of the genus Dick, which are known to infest various human populations throughout North America, mainly in the South. These annoying little creatures produce a nasty reaction, with complications including; -Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's) -General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media" -A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism. -Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).
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