Martin Johnson Mug
Martin (who may also be known as Party Marty) is the lead singer of the best band ever called Boys Like Girls. He's an incredible songwriter, musician and performer. He's an inspiration to lots of people. He's loud in your face and doesn't care what anyone thinks. He can be quiet sometimes and outgoing sometimes. His smile is the most beautiful smile in the whole world, and not to mention his eyes, which are the brightest of all the colors. He is said to be nocturnal. He is a very upfront and confident person. He's also very straightforward, with everything he thinks. He's not afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve. He's not afraid to say anything about his personal life in his songs; he’ll tell you exactly what it’s about. He hates everything related to the internet and hates twitter, though he still has one. He runs martinsays.com which will improve your life 18.7%. If he were to sacrifice a part of his body, he would sacrifice his balls. He used to eat ants in kindergarden and his favorite dance move is the macarena. Martin's voice can make you feel better whenever you're sad. But the most important thing after all is that he's a down-to-earth guy from Boston, Massachusetts whose dream came true and loves his fans with all his heart.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!