Holland Mug
(Simple English) Holland: Actual Name: The Netherlands (Nederland) Ethnic Groups: 80% Dutch 20% other Capital: Amsterdam Population: 16,500,156 Size: 41.526 Square Kilometers Government type: Democratic Kingdom The Netherlands is a small country, but very important. It Has 2 Large Cities: Amsterdam and Rotterdam. Rotterdam is one of the largest ports in the world. This has to be so, because the Dutch Economy relies on it. The official langauge is Dutch. There are also regions where other dialects are spoken. The country consists of 12 provinces, who all have there own capital. One province Flevoland, was first in the sea, but was dug out later. Most people think all Dutch people hate germans, but that is not true. Most Dutch people feel absolutely no hatred against the Germans. Good things that come from Holland are: The Beer, Phillips, Soccer clubs, video games, movie directors, cheese and tulips. In The Netherlands, Hasj is legal. This worries many people, but it is handled well. Also Prostitution is legal. The Legal age to drink is 16, to drive is 17. The Immigrants, can come to the Netherlands, But are mostly treated as second-class people. Basically you can read everything what Italiano1207 says, and believe the Opposite. He probaply is 12 years old.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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