Faketriot
A fake patriot your typical USA based social media personality that claims to be a Patriot who likes to display their tacti-cool gear, AR-15 and other related items in just about every video or post. They make claims that they will stand up against tyranny and for their communities but when tyranny happens they are nowhere to be seen or found. The default look of a Faketriot is they always wear some type of modern BDU's with a T-shirt with a reference to "1776" or the "Don't Tread on Me" snake flag, the also tend to have a military haircut or completely bald but a full beard and some kind of sunglasses that scream "TOOLBAG" on their head or face. They also sport baofeng 2-way radios in their "loadouts", and occasionally play airsoft games out in the woods with likeminded buddies while stumbling through basic militay ops and movements. In public traditionally wear sock with sandals. Very few have actually served in the military and those who have served did not serve long because they could not hack it or were not mentally capable to continue. They will drive 1,500 miles for a gun rally but won't travel to their own downtown areas to counter riots and the destruction of their own cities and towns from groups like AntiFA. The canned quaote they use is "They won't come to the rural areas if they know what's good for them" in reference to talking about extremist groups like AntiFA.
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