porch dick
An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch
Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick
By Fluck Duck
What's on your mug?
Porch dick
A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"
By Arrty
porch dick
A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.
That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.
By Mattyice
porch dick
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
By bigweaseldaddy
porch dick
An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.
That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!
By Sai Kopath