What's on your mug?

to do a poo somewhere inappropriate

haha i left her a message under her pillow and bailed

By ahpeeyem

Replies to a topic on a message board.

That message is so dumb.

By hfs

to run an errand, to pick up groceries

You said you were doing a message, just going down to the shops.

By Karen

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By TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".

Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.

By QuacksO