What's on your mug?

a clit rub

i gave her poon a quick melv

By si

An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.

Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test! Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!

By tpak

a wild welsh boy in london associated wiv the clit rub club!

By paulos

Whilen out while drunk or high gettin wild on the floe

Yo, Melv you getting wild on the floe. Melv pass me some fruitloops.

By Magano

A gay loser A person owned by Bladez

Melv is terrible at cod. Melv is gay.

By Iam A. Beast