A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.
Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that? Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air? Macbook air owner: Huh?
By PepsiDude002
the world's most expensive cake cutter.
Hey guys, check out what my MacBook Air can do! (HP exec Rahul Sood @ his birthday)
By lolicats
the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.
"Hey, Jim, did you see my new Macbook Air?" "No." "Neither did I."
By PBM19
A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope
Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air Person 2: Why? Person 1: it fits in an envelope Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
By applealex
1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that: a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive) c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED The positives...The MacBook Air: a) Runs Leopard (slowly) b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical) c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you) 2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling. 3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
1. I just bought a MacBook Air. When I found out that there was no optical drive, I used its razor-sharp thinness to slit Steve Jobs' throat. 2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air. 3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
By Chody Wang