guttermind
someone who constantly understands a common expression as a perverse undertone or statement. Derived from the common phrase "get your mind out of the gutter." guttermind(s), gutterminded.
Ex. 1: Mike: "Hey John." John: "Hey Mike. Where are you?" Mike: "In bed..." John: "(chuckles)" Mike: "Shut the hell up and stop being such a guttermind!" Ex.2: "Did you see that movie last night? I thought it was really good and deep, but I couldn't watch it with my friends because they were being all gutterminded!"
By Michael Dentico