What's on your mug?

A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.

Man, my children just killed Obama

By Flawless Hitler

the walking and breathing ad for safe sex

i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children

By RJ aka Rolla Stout

The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.

I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world. Finish your homework first. Children these days.

By glass cup

Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"

children

By Valintino the Big Surpremo

The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.

Children: the worst STD.

By Ezlo