What's on your mug?

The last words of a dying white girl.

Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."

By LillieTheUnicorn

What a white girl says under stress and requires Starbucks immediately.

After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"

By Loquacious Misanthropist

1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh". 2. The act of "can't evening"

Person 1: look at this text I got from him Person 2: I can't even

By Fifty4

Can't deal or can't handle it/you.

"I can't even right now."

By Hanbanan