What's on your mug?

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

By Carl

An error message on a blue screen and uses the MS-DOS font. This happens when major or "fatal" errors occur. In some cases you can press any key "to continue," but sometimes pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL may be required, and in rare cases you will have to power off the computer due to the keyboard not responding or getting a "System halted._" message.

Windows ME sucks. I get blue screens of death 24/7.

By gs6

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

By Chris

Windows NT crashed. I am the blue screen of death. No one hears your screams.

Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

By hayw00d

Microsuck's warning that uses complicated addresses to warn you that you are running Windows. The fatal screen that showed on Windows 98 when Bill Gates unveiled the "great" operating system.

Windows has crashed. I am the blue screen of death. No one can hear your screams.

By CaptainCumshot