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Bananas

Members of the Onision cult. Typically "Bananas" range from ages 12- 18 but never reach a maturity level past about age 15. They often can be found hating on anything their leader demands as he uses manipulation of the young minds the "Bananas" have. They also have a good talent at ignoring facts that would otherwise help people decide for themselves. the faith they have in their leader is so strong they will ambush anyone who disagrees or challenges him, as well as his wife who is 10 years younger than him. She is the queen of the cult and have about as much say as leader onision. As onision chooses his "Bananas" to be his wife there if often competition between them. often Onision will grow tired of his wife once she reaches about age 20 he then will marry a banana of his choice. Often the young ones who prove themselves worthy are chosen to be the queen of the Bananas. WARNING: Bananas are very vicious and narcissistic, they will defend their leader at all costs even if it means dying. DO NOT approach bananas as they often stalk anyone who gets near, or disagrees with their view.

Onision didn't like my video now the Bananas are after me. I liked a picture of a burger and now my friend said I should die, she is one of those Bananas I should get to marry Onision next i'm the best of all the bananas My friend posted on Tumblr that she thinks its scary Onision married dated a 16 year old now the bananas are stalking her

By CornFlakes N. Mihul

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