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A fandom for the 51 year old (as of 2014) BBC broadcasted show Doctor Who. A few easy ways to tell if someone is a Whovian are: Turn off all the lights while repeating "Hey, who turned out the lights?", moving statues around while they aren't looking or telling them not to blink while staring at a statue, yelling exterminate at them in a freaky as hell robot voice, and watching how they react. If they start screaming they're most likely a Whovian. Or if they wear any of the following: -Long multicolor scarves -Red fezzes -Stetsons -Bowties -Question mark covered sweaters

Seth: So is Joe a Whovian? Matt: I don't know. HEY JOE! DON'T BLINK! Joe: *SCREAMING* Matt: I think he may be a Whovian.

By Screaming Peasant of Death

Whovians are avid fans of the British television show, Doctor Who, who have watched both the original show and the now more popular modern show. Similar to Trekkies, they memorize trivia from the show, and would do anything to meet the Doctor. Some extreme fans believing that the Doctor actually exists in an alternate universe or reality.

Poser: So I hear you watch Doctor Who that is my favorite show! Whovian: Oh yeah? Which is your favorite Doctor? Mine is the 4th! Poser: Well I’ve only seen the episodes with the 11th Doctor. Who wants to be bothered with all that old crap! 10 minutes later… Whovian: Yes officer, she just fell out of the window. Officer: How many times? Whovian: I lost count.

By Bakeristhebest

the whovians are considered to be psychopathic rainbow ponies from the extinct planet of gallifrey. They obsess over the words "Pond" and "Bad Wolf". The whovians are very strong. They can beat the shit out of other fandoms, and still have time for a cup of tea with their other fandoms, the supernaural fandom and the sherlock fandom. These fans are willing to donate their eyebrows for the current doctor, Matt Smith who seems to have no eyebrows. They fear nothing in the Earth except their whovian leader, Steven Moffat, the head writer of Doctor Who. They all seem to plan revenge on Moffat for ruining their lives. The fandom is currently worldwide, planning on being universal (outerspace). If you cross a whovian, make sure you don't say these phrases: "David Tennant's hair sucks" "Rose Tyler deserved to die" "Fuck Rory! AND FUCK AMY TOO" Saying those phrases will result in a bloodbath, and it may cause hellucinations after. The whovians also have a very unique way in the kitchen. For breakfast, they eat fish finger's and custard, for dinner, they eat soufle's, for parties, they only eat banana's. Oh, and one more thing, beware the silence will f-----

Whovians are the best of the world. If you want to survive an apocalypse or any major disaster, turn to whovians for help.

By _northbound_ || IG

A fan of the popular sci-fi show Doctor Who. Whovians are the epitome of awesome, with good grammar and better knowledge. This knowledge stems from their interest in space and time, and the information gained from many viewings of the show. Without Whovians, your life would be very dull indeed. They secretly run the world's major services, and insert Doctor Who references into every piece of popular culture available. Also know as members of 'UNIT', 'Torchwood', or 'LINDA', the leaders of this group enjoy praising their heathen god, known only as 'Moffat'. Their signal when praising this god for his genius is to the untrained eye the angry shaking of a fist. Once you are a Whovian, there is no way out. They even have their own genre of music! It's called 'Trock' and is mainly known as the domain of their most successful band, Chameleon Circuit. Never cross a Whovian, they have armies to defend them, and thousands if not millions of deadly aliens who owe them a favour. We're there, you just have to look for us.

Elton: Hey, who's that? Kaye: Don't cross them, they're dangerous! Elton: But... they're just normal Fangirls and Fanboys. Kaye: No! They're Whovians! Elton: *runs away very,very fast*

By Professor R. Song, PhD

A Whovian is someone who is obsessed with the British sci-fi television show Doctor Who. They are respected and feared across all fandoms. While most breeds of Whovians are somewhat friendly and welcoming, there exist certain feral breeds which react aggressively to the slightest change in the show, (which is horrifically ironic, considering the show revolves around the main character changing forms and personality) as well as anyone who claims to be a fan of the show, despite not knowing absolutely everything about its 51 year history, or anyone who addresses the titular character of the show as "Doctor Who" instead of "The Doctor". Tumblr is often cited as a common habitat for Whovians where they thrive and post gifs and memes of Doctor Who. In the year of 2012, Tumblr Whovians formed an alliance with members of the Sherlock and Supernatural fandom, intending to create "SuperWhoLock", a weapon of mass nerdiness.

John: Do you think Sheldon's a Whovian? Mary: Let's find out. Hey Sheldon! Bad Wolf, don't blink, I don't wanna go, bowties are cool, fezzes are cool, exterminate, fantastic, allons-y, geronimo, wibbly-wobbly timey wimey, are you my mummy? John: I think he just fainted. Mary: Yup, he's a Whovian.

By ChildSpearer