vp
Slang term for "Vice President". In a multi-unit retail company this term is used to define a high salaried company official who constantly dons a black business suit and randomly appears at non-specific locations to crack the nuts of the unfortunate store manager who is assigned to that district. This person is well versed with the proper four-letter words and appropriate venacular to ensure that the manager will never forget his visit and subsequently make certain that every square milli meter of his stores are cleaner than a 12 year old's twat.
Store manager: Guys, I need laborers tomorrow for 8 hours to clean up two of my stores!! Ops Manager: But uh, this is like your 6th labor request for tomorrow, I don't even think your stores will be open long enough! Store manager: I can't help it! the stores have to be perfect!! I mean VP's are traveling!!!
By that outside dick