The Law of Beil
A series of laws among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.
"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery, But you don't want to bone a skeletor" ~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil "You cannot grow a bean with a pencil That is not how they grow in nature" ~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil "Urdle urdle urr" ~Schwam 12:1 "And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'" ~Benjamin 1:13
By ChevelleINC1213