The Harpoons
That which must be manned. Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons. Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room* Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!! Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!! Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once! *battle ensues*
By mightymoksha