table
An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.
I AM THE TABLE!
By m3tallic4
What's on your mug?
Table
1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.
Uh, let's go sit at that table.
By FangFortitude43
table
a fuckin table
guy 1: i have a tabel guy 2: how the fuck did you misspell table guy fieri: guy fieri
By sexualgrenade
table
A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!
Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?" Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
By landlove
table
a new way to call a girl with a small upper body
Yo bro, she's like a table. She doesn't have anything but legs.
By weedoholic