What's on your mug?

The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide. He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.

Mario's a drugged-up, pimped-out plumber.

By Didda Tinkle

you're not serious, are you?

if you don't know who super mario is, you deserve to get hit with a rock.

By Ben Fong

Leading Nintendo mascot. Mario's alter-ego after munching on too many shrooms.

Luigi: Hey Mario Mario: (Just finished his 4th shroom) That's a-Super Mario you son-of-a-bitch!

By MF of the Year

A Person who always seems to have a better story to tell or who has done the same thing you have, only better. Hence 1upping you.

John: " I learned how to play the guitar when I was fifteen." Johns Friend: " Dude, I was playing the guitar, drums, and writing my own songs when I was eight." John: " Hey Super Mario, why are you 1upping me."

By DigsDar

(N.) A 4 foot, 200lb. Italian Plumber from Brookyn, NY who's been in about 30 video games. The plumber, who's said to be in his early 40's today, is the mascot of Nintendo, as well as their oldest employee (next to Donkey Kong Sr.)

Today, I was a tad disapointed when I played Super Mario sunshine.

By G-Union