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Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

By Colin

Poison Dwarf

An ex-wife who sends offensive and threatening letters and emails to her former husband and his wife, and has been warned on a number of occassions by the Police for doing so. A bitter and twisted money-grabbing bitch who cannot let go, and wants to be kept in the lifestyle she wants despite having been divorced years ago. Aka red dwarf

I saw your ex-wife stopping around Dingwall. She looked like a bulldog chewing a piss-covered nettle patch. She really is a poison dwarf.

By She is a red dwarf

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