What's on your mug?

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Something that you don't give out to strange people who keep asking for it in movie theaters.

Guy: Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute? Girl: Yeah, what's up? Guy: Yeah I just wanna let you know... THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDIKILOUS! Girl: UH... thanks? Guy: Yeah you are welcome. So listen. Can I have yo number? Girl: Uh, no. I just don't give it out... in theaters. Guy: Oh okay I see how it is... SO WHERE YO BOYFRIEND?! Where yo boyfriend at? Girl: Who? Guy: Yo boyfriend. Is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? He gettin' you Mike&Ikes? Oh you like Mike&Ikes. Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where yo boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend. Guy: Oh you don't? Oh okay. So listen can I have your number? -Credit: MadTV; Can I Have Your Number?

By Noah Boughdy

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