Muntiee
Pronounced 'mun-tee' Muntiee is an Australian Slang which is similar in meaning to the phrase amputee although, rather than being the suject of an amputation, the victim is the subject of a munting. Definition 1: One who has been munted. Definition 2: One who is simultaneously under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
Example 1: Judge: You stand accused of 1 count of negligent driving, how do you plea? Defendant: Guilt your honour, I was trying to light a durry when I t-bone a car in the round-about. Judge: I take it the passenger is now a muntiee? Defendant: Yes your honour, poor cunt could hardly stand... Example 2: Person 1: Holy shit, last night I saw a guy washing down MDMA with Bundy red. Person 2: Fuck! Is he okay? Person 1: nah mate, he had a seizure! Person 2: Shit man, you've gotta stop hanging around that muntiee or you'll wind up in the gutter with you pants round your ankles...
By MuntedAussie