What's on your mug?

when a man wakes up with an erection

I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood

By TOOOOOL

an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.

I woke up today with morning wood!!

By MicrosoftMurdeR

An alternative rock band from New York City, started in 2001. It consists of Peter(or "Pedro") Yanowitz- bassist and back-up vocals, Chantal Claret (vocals, married to Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence), Alfredo Ortiz and Phillip Shouse. Their hits include Take Off Your Clothes and Nth Degree.

I just got my dad to order me the new Morningwood CD from Amazon, without first finding out the meaning of the word. (seeMorning Wood for more details)

By SprocketTalker

One of New York Cities Best Bands that is taking the world by storm.

Chantal the singer in Morningwood fucking rocked her tits off tonight bitches.

By C

Slang for erection.

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon. erection

By TheBigCanucklehead