What's on your mug?

What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.

Yeah, my dad left me.

By Sir Dr. Shitface

the opposite of right

By Yellow Dart

Left is the opposite of right.

Left must be wrong, right?

By TJAuto

<--- that way. it's that simple, folks.

why do you want to look 'left' up in the first place? 'tard.

By AaronB

The hand that never gets laid.

I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.

By stimpy