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A trier "I try" Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping [people] make [money]? How many [people] have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I'[ve] killed fewer [people] than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm [like] an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?" A trier "I do that." Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too." Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?" Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at [work] and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is [metal]! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! [Fucking] clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the [retard]! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."

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