Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.
I literally cannot even.. I can't even.. I am unable to even.. I have lost my ability to even.. I am so unable to even..
By Tumblahblogger
The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.
"I can't even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)"
By Nethalas
When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.
"He is so hot! I can't even." "Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."
By Steve5214
This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .
Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even! Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.
By the pretty one
Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous
Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.
By SF cycle guy