What's on your mug?

A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.

"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"

By Bella :T

The reason I have no girlfriend.

Girl: We're breaking up. Boy: Why? Girl: You're just not Edward Cullen, sorry.

By SoIherdyouliekmudkipz

An ideal unrealistic image of a guy. Not seeing him for what he is, or only as you want him to be. Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. - The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming. - Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.

Girl #1: "So what's this new boyfriend like?" Girl #2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen!" Girl #1: "Oh lord."

By NonnieMouse

Edward Cullen is a 108 year-old virgin who sparkles. You do the math.

Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen? Guy 2: Yeah it is. Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin? Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108 Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out

By ohwaoerujlk

every boyfriend's nightmare

Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that Boyfriend: ?!

By Pink_TeaCupss