What's on your mug?

Hit from the back of the head

Some motherf***er dog shot me in a fight

By Fighterlozzy

When the ATF comes to your house because you bought "fuel filters" from China and they shoot your dog by "mistake"...

ATF Agent: We see hear you bought a Fuel Filter that looks like a Silencer from China. You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck. ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list. You: Am I being Detained? ATF: ..... You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer. ATF: ....... (You Dog walks out of the kitchen) ATF: He's got a gun! (Pew Pew Pew) You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS... ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.

By SrcMaker

To be hit real hard in the back of the head.... Ouch!!

Person 1: *hits person 2 in back of head, Dog shot* I like ya cut g Person 2: This is why you don’t have any friends

By yayyyyy me!

When a dog deffecates with such force that the poop splats to the ground and thus is impossible to pick up

"watch out dude, there's some dog shot there!"

By You can't Handel the truth

During a game of downball/four-square or some variation in which a 'mate' knowingly hits it in a place you cannot return it from so as to move up a square and get you out

That was such a dog shotmate

By Davidattibro