What's on your mug?

Random garble made up by a random person. It is used to express boredom.

So-and-so says: Blorp.

By Cameron

The sound made by a marble falling into a glass of milk.

He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*

By iGeek

First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier. Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.

Consider the following dialogue: Robin: "Mrrrphhh!" Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!" *Blorp* Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"

By baby jane

The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.

Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.

By cybik

The noise a Manatee AKA Sea Cow makes when it bumps into something, especially if it bumps into said something head first.

*Manatee is swimming through an aquarium* (smashes into glass wall) "blorp." Sits and thinks "I just scrunched my snoot"

By Pandamonium101