beat my meat
To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken
"what you doin?" "Beatin my meat"
By Michael Hawkins
To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken
"what you doin?" "Beatin my meat"
By Michael Hawkins
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning? Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat Friend: Haha, yeahh....
By Fugma Balls
Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.
"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !" "Ahh not again!"
By goncamble
beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off
nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx
By anymnos 123
To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.
I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.
By Master of my Meat