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The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

By WithersLoss

A Joey is a beautiful handsome boy. Very silly boy who loves to MC.

Who’s that rapping? Oh that’s a Joey

By Hotdog diggy dog

Joey is a handsome boy who deserves to be loved and needs help. He gets very sad over small things but he is so cute hes like a little baby. There are some things he needs to learn about life but doesnt have the right people around him to teach him them. The love he gives feels so free you can have so much fun together he will make you feel so comfortable and even hearing him breathe can make you feel so safe. His voice is so calming its like listening to the waves of the ocean and his energy his laugh is contagious. He will make you happy even when you dont want to be. If he wants you he will change for you. The heartbreak really hurts when hes gone because he was the only one you had, the one who stuck beside you and supported you in everything, he will try to understand you and he will love you, but he cant stand being alone. I miss you and ill never stop loving you because what i felt for you was real.

Girl 1:isnt that joey Gurl 2: yes, hes with that new girl but i wish he knew how i felt, i never wanted it to end.

By Stt10709

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.

Bro, you are being such a joey right now.

By JoeyTron3000

When you peek over the top of a bathroom stall to catch a look, with your hands holding onto the top of the stall like a baby kangaroo would peeking out of its pouch.

I had no idea where my mate had disappeared to in the bar, so I checked the bathroom and did a joey to see if he was on the toilet.

By sackernz